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Aim Demotivational Poster


SPELLING AND PUNCTUATION -


TAGS: aim small miss small
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 19, 2016, 6:38 pm

Thankee, Jesus.
JesusWept - March 19, 2016, 2:13 pm
Brilliant! ^^^^^


HAND WASHING - A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands.


TAGS: aim is everything
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by spanko1

GrandGremlin - February 4, 2012, 12:51 pm
Whoever doesn't, gets to taste whatever was earlier in the hand later while eating his french fries.
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 6:21 pm
an indiviudal is like a regular individual but with dyslexia. for dyslexia, see poster #148243
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 5:22 pm
and a clean well-educated indiviudal - male or female - would wash his hands before AND after, of course :) good poster and good joke
crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 12:25 pm
... the sink, his buddy heads for the door. Guy at the sink says: "Bill, aren't you going to wash your hands?" Guy at the door says: "No Dave, I didn't pee on mine." and walks out. 100 guys all start laughing at Dave, who turns beet red and leaves. =)
crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 12:23 pm
This reminds me of a Primus concert I went to in the early 90's. It's intermission, the mens' bathroom has about 100 people in it, everyone's in line, not sayin a word, noone making eye contact. Anyway, two guys are leaving and one of them goes to...
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:53 am
Good Stuff.


IT'S A SAD DAY - when warning labels have to be put on everything. (Darwin Awards, here we come...)




KNOWLEDGE -


TAGS: neilgaiman school worth sad hammy
Rating: 4.48/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2012, 9:11 pm
They should have warned me that cops weren't really my friends, and would always, ALWAYS regard me with suspicion.


DOUCHEBAGS - Meet your Emperor. He has proclaimed himself emperor of all the douchebags.




IMAGINATION GIVES YOU WINGS -


TAGS: aim high dy2012
Rating: 4.61/5

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dy2012 - May 13, 2012, 5:49 am
posted it verdeckt
Verdeckt - May 13, 2012, 12:00 am
Please also upload to Motivational Twist site


WEIGHT WATCHERS -




YOU'RE WELCOME... - I always aim to please.




THE GREEN RANGER - Doesn't do that small-talk stuff with the bitches.


TAGS: oh and brush your teeth first and bring a friend he exclaimed
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

coldinjected - July 12, 2011, 11:27 am
Is today lets bomb super old posters and convos day? Why didn't I get a memo? Oh, and while I'm here, Canada sucks. America sucks. Life sucks. Blah, blah, blah. Contribute please.
mrwhyte - July 11, 2011, 7:48 pm
Your queen of beers tastes like watered down Molson Canadian. Srsly tho who puts 2.5% alcohol in something and then gets drunk off of it.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:31 pm
@Random: We have the King of Beers. Your cheap imitations are but humble servants to its royal greatness.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:30 pm
Canadian bacon is not bacon! It is only ham, round pieces of ham. To thee I say "Nay!" Besides, and I didn't want to bring this up, but we have Jon Stewart. Top that.
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
He's American Mooooooooo. Gotta remember that. Plus our beer > yours.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 9:28 pm
If I could name one reason after health care and Marijuana that makes Canada superior to the U.s ...It would be bacon.....what are you thinking Bart?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:14 pm
If there was a war between America and Canada, we would WIN! ...because of our superior bacon.
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 6:57 pm
Nicely timed posters, considering the entire series finally ended less then a week ago. And another part of my childhood dies, yet why won't those horrible horrible memories of everything after the original series?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 5:21 pm
I prefer your national anthem. Musically, I mean. Maybe I'm just jaded.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 5:04 pm
If you push us....we'll be really polite and invite you over for a hot meal.....YOU don't want that my friend......XD.
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 5:02 pm
Soooooo, this dis's on the Canadians? I see what you're doing Veggie.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 5:02 pm
He's Canadian.....You got something to say Veg?
spacedog - January 2, 2010, 5:02 pm
*sigh* I'm way off my game. Too much food and drink in the last week. Later all.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 5:01 pm
Power Rangers, Space. It was a 90s show for kids. Where do you live, dude?
spacedog - January 2, 2010, 5:00 pm
Green ranger was a hockey player?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:58 pm
My experiment failed.....because you fuckers wouldn't help.....sorry space, you know I love you.
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:58 pm
Space likes cocktail wienies
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:57 pm
Space! If D asterisk C K isn't some sort of candy, we need to talk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:57 pm
You're not helping Bone, Spacedog has a tiny, tiny penis.....his mom told me so.
spacedog - January 2, 2010, 4:57 pm
I've never seen this show, Pro. Was it back in the 80's or did mullets make a come back? *ignoring the cow*
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:55 pm
So does he wipe it mouth with the panties after each bugger...I mean how does that work?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:54 pm
Spacedog sucks dick for bus fare and still walks home.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:53 pm
Spacedog is skimming posters...everyone rag on him...he'll check comments next.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:51 pm
Thanks, Space. 'Preciate it, 'preciate it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:46 pm
I tried to get that in before he commented.....I failed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:45 pm
Hey guys, don't tell him I brought it up....but I hear Spacedog likes to sniff panties and eat boogers.
spacedog - January 2, 2010, 4:45 pm
Nice one, Pro.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:44 pm
Cool.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:41 pm
PM Veggie.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:39 pm
It's the same sh*t, Bone. Same sh*t as the Green Hornet.
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:31 pm
Life after that is just a fog
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:29 pm
52...and I only remember the Green Hornet on TV
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:51 pm
I only drink because I tremble If I don't....it makes it harder to type....and "concur".
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 3:48 pm
God, it's twenty-one down here. O, well...It's more fun to drink when you can get arrested for it...which is why drinking too much is always fun.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:46 pm
Ahhhhh.....to be 19 again. (that's the legal drinking age in my home province) My liver is reminiscing.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 3:44 pm
I'm almost 19...and Goku could totally kick Green Rangers a$s. jk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:41 pm
How old are you guys?........Veggie is 26, I know that.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
Are you serious, Moo? The original version used to be must-see television!
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 3:37 pm
I used to watch a lot as a kid. I watched some of the newer stuff with my nephew, and it was GOD AWFUL. Mightly Morphing Power Rangers where the shit. 5/5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:34 pm
I had to look this up to get the joke....I can't believe you guys are into power Rangers.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 3:33 pm
The Green Ranger is becoming one of my heroes, pro. You are a born propagandist.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 3:31 pm
Ha! You ass.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:29 pm
2 posters on the same topic in one day Veggie?....you should be ashamed. 5L.......XD.


SOME SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE... -


TAGS: disclaimer big pharma drugs
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:26 am
Let me try this. Head. Crack. Crackhead. Headcrack. Ok lets see what gets cencored.
glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:25 am
They seriously censored the word crackheads? What is that offensive to drug addicts or something. When did useing the term crackhead for thieveing losers breaking into your house because they are to lazy or high to get a job become political incorrect?
glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:22 am
When used against scumbag crackheads breaking into your home side effects may include LIFE.
culos - March 3, 2011, 11:46 am
one every two seconds? dang! you must be clumsy, one should do the trick....
kotazo - March 3, 2011, 11:35 am
that's the only cure for stupidity. Take one every 2 seconds for a whole minute, right in the forehead.
pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
it comes with a special "syringe", and gets injected straight to the brain
agdaniele - October 18, 2010, 12:47 am
Depends on what method of delivery you pick.
Cubbybear - October 18, 2010, 12:40 am
I wonder if you take this orally or rectally?
agdaniele - October 18, 2010, 12:03 am
Looks like the package was tampered with... it may not be sanitary.
jameswnash - October 18, 2010, 12:00 am
a bullet suppository? What ever you do, don't fart


CREEPY -


TAGS: scrubs stalker dude claiming it
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

justme - May 5, 2011, 3:25 pm
nice... love scrubs though XD... cant vote =(
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 7:59 am

lol5


I WAS SO CLOSE -


TAGS: groovy troopas claimed the qupas
Rating: 4.52/5

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suru22 - May 3, 2011, 3:10 pm
That is the real reason why Pakistan is mad. They wanted their money!


ONE DOWN - one to go.


TAGS: r i p corey haim
Rating: 4.33/5

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agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 10:46 pm
LMAO!
Sean - March 10, 2010, 10:38 pm
Wait a minute. Which one of these two is Kirk Cameron again?
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:46 pm
For an extra 2 dollars, can we throw in Corey Hart?
R.S.Jake - March 10, 2010, 5:33 pm
Oh, ok. So we got bets on the other one? I say 2 months.
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 5:04 pm
Yes.
R.S.Jake - March 10, 2010, 5:03 pm
Yeah, the douche or the dweebe?
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 5:01 pm
The stupid one... lots of help huh?
R.S.Jake - March 10, 2010, 4:54 pm
So, which one kicked the bucket?
Mongo - March 10, 2010, 10:40 am
5L....soooo true
boeweizer - March 10, 2010, 9:37 am
5 l's bc my name is cory


CLAIM TO FAME - People know me because I dress up like Jabba's ho.




IN A TIGHT SPOT -




PLAYING DIRTY -


TAGS: playing dirty you always get surprised from those whom claim to love you
Rating: 4.4/5

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Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 5:58 pm
Very nice Rerun! 5dirty birds for you!


OWNERSHIP -


TAGS: can t be claimed without checking the profit
Rating: 4.73/5

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GaryO - February 2, 2013, 5:37 pm
Property of Robert Crumb


TOUGH LOVE -




POUTINE -


TAGS: poutine aim at bowl
Rating: 3.75/5

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pzykosiz - July 12, 2010, 12:50 am
i don't actually know anyone who's had koala burgers. but kangaroo sausages and emu burgers are quite nice.
pzykosiz - July 12, 2010, 12:49 am
never tried it. i've got nothing against it really, but on first look, it does look a bit like vomit.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:48 am
Sweet relish never goes with eucalyptus.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:43 am
I don't like Koala burgers....too each his own.
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 12:41 am
I'm guessing pzykosiz doesn't like these eh?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:32 am
No doubt, Canada... that's a short list.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:32 am
Inspiration.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:29 am
Barry told me it was disturbing....why did you invite him anyways?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:26 am
I thought it was very romantic... I mean come on, candles? Fireplace? Barry Manilow in the background?
Claire - July 12, 2010, 12:25 am
Because it's hilarious.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:21 am
Then why does it have 3 million youtube hits?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:20 am
That was a private video, dammit!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:13 am
They lit the menora put on some sombreros and it was pretty much over.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:11 am
Like that time Aggy and Rerun made out?....you're not missing much.
Claire - July 12, 2010, 12:09 am
I should really get on more. I miss all the good stuff.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:09 am
No apologies... this is aces!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:08 am
No worries pzy....you didn't know.
pzykosiz - July 12, 2010, 12:07 am
btw, sorry if mrrs mooooo was upset about the tribute poster. however, the username set it up really well.
Claire - July 12, 2010, 12:06 am
Well it does. lol
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:05 am
Ugh..... women.... LOL in regards to the "sitcom" comment.
Claire - July 12, 2010, 12:04 am
What?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:04 am
LOL Claire
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:04 am
I can't argue with that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:58 pm
Not true...There are others here who clearly hate me.....I say "Fuck Em"
Claire - July 11, 2010, 11:58 pm
Sounds like the name of a sitcom.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:55 pm
Because only mooooo hates mooooo.
Claire - July 11, 2010, 11:55 pm
That must be a guy thing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:52 pm
She's super talented ...I have no idea why she's with me..
Claire - July 11, 2010, 11:52 pm
@Ag- I get it. I guess I just never think about that. @Moo+: She painted that?! Epic.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:52 pm
Really? That's amazing, dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:51 pm
Aggy is right. My mother in law encourages it for some reason though.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:50 pm
LMAO!!!! It was definitely interestingly fun, Mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:50 pm
I use my fav as an avatar.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:50 pm
You may not see it just yet.... you're young. But, this site and having fun here isn't the chick magnet you might thik it is... and I know of no wife or girlfriend who encourages any guy here to visit this much.
Claire - July 11, 2010, 11:49 pm
That's amsome. (the painting thing.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:49 pm
Nik and Mo were pretty cool....I miss them (mostly Nik)LOL
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:49 pm
Nothing to tell about that Nik and MO thing. It just wasn't a roaring success.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:48 pm
She doesn't get the whole motifake thing. She has too many hobbies as it is. She's usually painting.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:48 pm
That was in regards to Mrs/ mooooo's cooking.
Claire - July 11, 2010, 11:47 pm
Wait what?
Claire - July 11, 2010, 11:47 pm
I don't think I was here when that happened. Mind giving me a synopsis?
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:47 pm
The blind can hear better... I'm sure she excels in other areas.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:45 pm
Yeah.... it worked well with Nik and MO
Claire - July 11, 2010, 11:44 pm
She should get an account. That would be interesting. o_O
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:41 pm
She's the best..(except the cooking)
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:41 pm
The fact that she's with you says a lot of good about her.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:39 pm
as far as the tribute goes...I have stated before that you can bash anyone I know (Mother,sister,Brother.....etc) Not Mrs Moooooooooooo. she sees the site and I'd have to make you my personal target if you hurt her feelings.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:36 pm
My bad...I forget about time zones and whatnot.And thanks for adding it to the calendar thread (people are getting lazy aboot that) I hate you slightly less.
pzykosiz - July 11, 2010, 11:32 pm
I am doing this on the right day Moooo. I'm in Australia. It looks very similar to a product we had at kfc that was an absolute flop
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 9:36 pm
I'll keep that in mind next time the world cup comes to Canada?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 9:33 pm
It wouldn't be the same. You can even get poutine at Burger king in Canada....but don't.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 9:31 pm
Never had it... can I substitute shredded sharp cheddar?
Claire - July 11, 2010, 9:30 pm
I'm determined to eat this now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 9:26 pm
I only get it in restaurants. I don't have a deep friar.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 9:26 pm
You have to use actual cheese curds and very hot beef gravy (to melt the cheese a little)
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 9:25 pm
Does your woman make this dish for you, mooooo? With this recipe?
Claire - July 11, 2010, 9:25 pm
It actually sounds pretty good, the way it was described to me. I'll have to try it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 9:24 pm
btw Psycosiz, Poutine day is tomorrow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 9:23 pm
Just because something looks gross doesn't mean it won't taste good. ....i didn't know you were Canadian RL. or maybe I forgot,
Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 9:21 pm

this is a french delicatsee here in canada. seen my poster on the french...lol. 5l's awesome!
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 9:01 pm
LOL!


GOALS - Not always meant to be reached, it often serves as something to aim at.




EVER SINCE -




INTENTIONS -


TAGS: aim high not while high
Rating: 4.71/5

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agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 11:57 pm
This is brilliant!
BoneCD - August 6, 2010, 7:41 pm
5 Poodles...does that mean a 5 way?
BoneCD - August 6, 2010, 7:41 pm
I take offense to that...how else is she going to say OK?
Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 6:14 pm
Beautiful! Triple 5L for you Sean.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY AIRMAN - Don't look at it as getting older, look at it as successfully completing another lap around the Sun.




REALITY LORD - HIS WORK IMPROVES -


TAGS: phart aim skillz
Rating: 4.2/5

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Reality Lord - October 7, 2010, 7:38 pm

lol...just got home and saw this. dude, you know my brother obviously. love it sir...thank you. 5L


RIGHT ON TARGET -


TAGS: idealistic pigeon aim
Rating: 4.18/5

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Icu271 - July 28, 2011, 12:58 am
is is that really enough?
Greeny - May 11, 2011, 9:22 pm
is is is, is... there, that's enough


TEBOW -


TAGS: it s life sized she exclaimed speaking of course about the statue of the annoying florida quarterback
Rating: 3.92/5

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GreyScorpion - December 16, 2009, 11:15 am
now you've scarred me for life with the thought of Tebow on TiVo. 5 gator haters


I HATE IT WHEN - Someone else takes the insanity that I have mentally claimed




PHOOKING BYO RESTOORANTS - After all zees hassle of zee wine, zee 'Duck a l'Orange' had better be az good az zay say..!!




DEAR CAROL ANNE -


TAGS: ready aim fire
Rating: 3.52/5

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Icespade - November 12, 2009, 2:25 pm
haha gotta love the kaafars, but 5 kaafar killing lions


TAKING STOCK -


TAGS: aim for the whites of their anythings
Rating: 3.31/5

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agdaniele - August 25, 2010, 12:00 am
This is greatly under-rated. Love it!
agdaniele - May 20, 2009, 11:37 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, Sean has left the arena!


FREE TIME - Like the guy who made this poster, I have too much of it.




REGGIE FILS-AIME - He will kick your ass


TAGS: gravy666 gravy 666 reggie fils aime fils aime nintendo snokendo super mario 64
Rating: 2.67/5

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Eric - May 25, 2009, 11:06 pm
He's wearing a Link pin because he's with Nintendo. Duh.
Tara - January 1, 2009, 4:03 pm
why is he wearing a Link pin?
LogicDude - December 20, 2008, 12:26 am
*cough* Genesis! *cough*
Fatty - December 19, 2008, 4:41 pm
He looks like a puppet in that Phil Collins video...


BY A BUNCH OF 'TARDS -


TAGS: playground claim bunch tards home boys
Rating: 2.43/5

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Logic Man - July 23, 2009, 6:40 pm
Do not insult the real tards by comparing them to these douche bags....caption should say, "By a group of penile vacuums"


MACHINE GUN WITH AIM - will talk bullshit to you ALL THE TIME!


TAGS: squirril machine gun aim
Rating: 2.21/5


DISCLAIMER - Even Motifake.com needs one




*TACKESTAB* - Is the appropriate response.


TAGS: paris hilton kill maim stab murder mutilate dismember destroy die
Rating: 1.67/5

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Claire - October 2, 2009, 8:17 pm
What's a tackestab?
WTF - October 2, 2009, 5:33 pm
FAIL!


Bah Humbug -


TAGS: 2014 mediocre wishes never aim higher than your expectations and you won t be disappointed
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 4:25 pm
Glad to "hear" it!
chickenlittle - January 1, 2014, 2:58 pm
Love it, still laughing! :D


Here You Go LG -


TAGS: disclaimers
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - January 23, 2014, 10:45 am
I lost it at 'do not fold, spindle or mutilate' xD
lgvernon - January 23, 2014, 12:03 am

Read it outloud~~thought I was gonna have to Heimlich the husbing!~
lgvernon - January 22, 2014, 9:24 pm

Hilarious! 5Ls


MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: we aim to please motifake
Rating: 4.96/5

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Verdeckt - November 9, 2011, 2:36 pm
Urban dictionary, where spelling and correct grammar are for other people.


No Thanks -


TAGS: mcdonald s disclaimer privacy info no thanks
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 5:31 pm
"using it anywhere in the universe however we see fit, with or without prior notification." My dad logged off the website and said, "Forget it, I'm done."
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 5:28 pm
Thanks, Priss. My old man tried to redeem something recently online. he read the disclaimer through and through and terms of agreement. One of which had to do with "them" coming into their house at any point in time and taking their picture and quote:
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 5:10 pm
Sorta like the same paranoia you feel after you've eaten what McDonny's considers a burger! 5L for the upcoming legal fees crotchety!


HOLLOW -


TAGS: oscar wilde beware the facade that claims truthfullness hammy
Rating: 4.46/5

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Hawamleh - November 11, 2010, 10:41 am
really Nice... (Psycho)
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 1:48 am
I beg to differ, A2... it emboldens, yes. But my crew never wore so much as a ski mask. 111561
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 8:36 pm
thank you
Anonymous2 - November 9, 2010, 8:30 pm
5L from this resident Anonymous.
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 12:15 pm
Touche, And We'll see what you can do about me raping your avatar .
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 11:43 am
What d'you say 'bout my avatar?.....You'll pay for that.......................................(Your avatar has no nose...Forskinny's has a lot of nose....figure it out)
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 11:35 am
I would plain and simple do yours... but I don't get how our avatars would produce Sarah Jessica Parkers nose..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 11:29 am
If your avatars had a baby....It would be Sarah Jessica Parker with a tan..........I'd hit it.
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 11:15 am
Thank you
forseti - November 9, 2010, 10:50 am
great! 5 Oscars


AIM - Men If You Can't Hit The Big Hole You Won't Get Close To The Small One


TAGS: aim hole sex
Rating: 4.38/5

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Fatt Matt - April 9, 2010, 11:40 am
That's when you give it an upper-decker.
Faceplant31 - April 9, 2010, 10:24 am
Superb!!! Thats awesome rerun. 5 and fav'd


EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: agdaniele tribute you were missed only because our aim was bad
Rating: 3.82/5

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R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 2:51 pm
I lived in the Seattle area for 7 years, lots of great bars downtown, you just have to know which ones you have to "watch your ass" in. Most of the people there are rude though, I'm from a small town, so getting used to the rudeness was difficult.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:41 pm
The people there make the town unbearable. Sort of like the Raider Nation.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:40 pm
Seattle sucks.
TheTrashHeap - February 14, 2010, 11:39 pm
Snicker!
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:36 pm
I don't own a firearm... and trying to buy the amount of hardware it'd take to make the dive bars in Seattle bearable, it's just easier to try and find Naru at a lesbian bar.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:30 pm
Washington was canned. Diverted to Reno only.
GreyScorpion - February 14, 2010, 11:17 pm
A pistil would mandate a pistol, did you frequent any of these places?
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:09 pm
Turns out that there was only a single Rose... and only a pistil. Conquests? Save that for Reno.


NEW YEAR'S PEEVE - For celebrities, 2009 put the "anchor" in anchor leg for the human race. Somewhere out there, 12 a.m. can't get here soon enough for Abe Vigoda.




CLEANING DUTY - It's serious business!


TAGS: daimaou
Rating: 2.07/5

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Found Waldo -




In a galaxy far, far away -


TAGS: r2 d2 toilet bathrooms aiming
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 1, 2015, 10:25 pm
It's a deleted scene :-D
GaryO - December 30, 2014, 1:15 am
How'd I miss this??
MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 1:03 am
Crotchety...only you could successfully 5L an R2D2...teehee.


I reject your reality and substitute my own -




The burd is the wurd -


TAGS: laying claim
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - July 26, 2015, 11:15 pm
Stoopid iPhones
GaryO - July 26, 2015, 11:14 pm
Last night, or very early this morn. I was compelled to munch and giggle my buttt off....can't recall why promoted that, but I have this cough...
Bandit5906 - July 26, 2015, 9:36 pm
Part of GaryO's profile!
EmilioDumphque - July 26, 2015, 8:51 pm
You are a silly man!
Oldsod - July 26, 2015, 7:25 pm
That was a pun bad enough to tern one's stomach. 5L
JesusWept - July 26, 2015, 4:12 pm
Funny, but it looks more like a meme than a demoti-poster.
Bandit5906 - July 26, 2015, 9:54 am
Ouch!


ambition -


TAGS: aim higher
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

mizzdizz - May 10, 2015, 5:55 am
----at any cost! You focus on the stupidest stuff when nature throws something evil your way! Luv this! 5L RL!


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